• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• So you want to be a star?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I want to be the air around you.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted to be
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Mind without body
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• That would be me
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• All I ever wanted to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be caught
• So you want to be evil
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Information wants to be free
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I want to be a cog
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I never thought it would be like this
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What I want to be when I grow up
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Information wants to be paid
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• I just want to be friends
• you had to be there
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I Want to Be Inside You
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• So you want to be a waitress
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I don't want to be alone
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• i want to be a dj
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• I just want to be a drummer
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Information wants to be deleted
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I want to be a muse
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• So you want to be a composer
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I don't want to be successful
• What the American people want politics to be
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued

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