Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- That would be me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Mind without body
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- If it isn't true, it ought to be!
- Purple is the color of my true love's hair
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Let me be your fantasy
- I wish you would talk to me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- We would probably not understand alien life
- If you really loved me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- god help me
- She loved me for my maths
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- Too good to be true
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- help me (user)
- If No One Will Love Me
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How I fell in love
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Love me the way that I love you
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Who Would True Valour See
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Where would America be without Canada?
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- The girl you fell in love with
- True Love Waits
- Nobody Loves Me
- feline allergies
- I never thought it would be like this
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- I would love to hold your hand.
- She said she loved me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Somebody Loves Me
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Just don't expect me to understand
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
- True Love Can Wait
- Jesus Loves Me
- She Loves Me
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Love does not keep promises
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How would you understand?
- one true love
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Jesus loves me, right?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Just to see what it would be like
- A Love So True
- If Music Be the Food of Love
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I fell in love with her fist
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Hold me closer and say you love me
- Loves me like a bottle
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- A whimper would be fine
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The uselessness of convention in the face of True Love
- I'm not in love, set me free
- You say you love; but with a voice
- eternity would be boring
- The best kind of bartender
- What it's like to be in love
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- True Love '95
- True love has waited long enough
- far be it from me
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If It Be True
- OBAFGKM
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- True love
- Pity Me, My Love
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- The day I fell in love
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