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• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The best kind of bartender
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Could man be drunk for ever
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Be Here Now
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Solving a maze
• I walk around when I'm high
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• That I Would Be Good
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• I know more when I'm alone
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm always breathless when you call
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• That would be me
• If I could be someone
• I am blind when I want to be
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm not very cool
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• It Could Always Be Worse
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• When things are known by a brand name

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