Findings:

• The best kind of bartender
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Could/can vs Would/will
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• would that I could live in a book
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• I could care less
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• About the things you could not show her
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• More Guns, Less Crime
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• Public sector pay disputes
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• How would you understand?
• If only men would listen!
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• an ache you would ask for
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I could taste the air
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Could I bookmark you?
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• I could not expect a single surprise
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• If grandma could see us now
• Less Than Zero
• few vs. less
• The Less Protein Man
• Like language barriers. We are frozen within our homes. The windows begin to mean less and less.
• Pay It Forward
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What Would God Do?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What would Jesus drive?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The Little Engine that Could
• How one man could control the Senate
• I wish I could speak in code
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Lesses
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• base pay
• Pay (user)
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I would do that for you
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• How would a frightened lizard feel?
• I wish I could invent shit
• Things that could be
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Penis for a day
• I could use some of that frenzy
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• The Road Less Traveled
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Grief is the price we pay for love
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• Would you like fries with that?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would You Do?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I thought that the tree would fall
• Only her hands would give her away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Solving a maze
• How could God let this happen?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• A monkey could direct epee
• how could you (user)
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• we could make sandwiches
• A Life Less Ordinary
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• no more, no less
• pay
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Pays de Caux
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Surely he would remember this
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
• Would I Lie To You?
• I could make a habit out of you
• It was the least I could do
• If only I could get into her head
• We could take our time
• I could tell you some stories
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• the less fortunate
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• pay toilet
• condolence pay
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Could AOL phone home?
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• wish i could show a little soul
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• Teaching your dog to bark less incessantly
• No less a man
• boys i loved (more or less)

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