Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't Be Afraid
• Can't we all just be friends?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Don't be sad
• There is some place I need to be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Don't Be Evil
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• information deserves to be free
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• some things change, and some things don't
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Some things that fly there be
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• don't be absurd (user)
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• we can't all be rock stars
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You can't handle the truth
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• some day we will all be gone
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Beggars can't be choosers
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I don't want to be alone
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• I don't want to be successful
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Let's do some living, after we die
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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