• Million Dollar Question
• Million Dollar Baby
• Million Dollar Dream
• Sixty Million Dollar Man
• The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
• The Six Million Dollar Man
• The Million Dollar Hotel
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The $14 million dollar orgasm
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• The Million Dollar Facility
• The Million Dollar Quartet
• Boom Boom Dollar
• Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar
• Seated Liberty Half Dollar
• Five Dollar Bill
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• dollars to donuts
• silver dollar
• Disney Dollars
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Barque of Millions of Years
• How I made my millions
• A Fistful of Dollars
• Australian dollar
• How to make a quick five dollars
• The 44 trillion dollar deficit report
• 100 Dollar Joke
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• I Once Had Wings
• Millioned
• Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Kennedy Half Dollar
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
• Am I dreaming this dream with a million other machines?
• Canadian dollar
• Your tax dollars hard at work
• Trade Dollar
• Ricky Jay's $100 Dollar Sweets
• usa dollar (user)
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• For a Few Dollars More
• dollar votes
• Sacagawea Dollar
• euro dollar
• Poop Dollar
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Millions now living will never die
• like taking X million cars off the road
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Eisenhower Dollar
• Fistful of Dollars
• If I had a nickel...
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• net of a million lies
• Mega Millions
• Twenty dollar bill
• tax dollars
• Confederate Half Dollar
• Voting with dollars
• Fifty dollar freedom
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• Molly Millions
• One Million Years A.D.
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• Gold Liberty Head Dollar
• David Dollar
• ten dollars
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Million Man March
• Terry Million (user)
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• dollar dare
• Morgan Dollar
• the worthless Florida Dollars
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• Ford Frontline Magazine: Generation X: Savvy, Diverse and 48 Million Strong
• A Million Little Pieces
• A day late and a dollar short
• 1904O Morgan Dollar
• Creflo Dollar
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• DC One Million
• 20 Million Miles to Earth
• Dialing for Dollars
• Possible nicknames for the gold dollar coin
• Gold Indian Head Dollar
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal

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