• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• If I Had Known
• a leg had bared itself
• My mistress had a little dog
• Best smoke I've ever had
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• If I had a penis
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had a few
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had a dream last night
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• I Once Had Wings
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• If I had a nickel...
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor

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