• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And All That Could Have Been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Could you have danced with me?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• I could have been one of a two
• About the things you could not show her
• Penis for a day
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• If you could see her through my eyes
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If only I could get into her head
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Astro City #5
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• I could hear her thoughts
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Will Have Her Way
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• They could have saved Kevin
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Have you ever made a just man?
• 80's bands that have survived
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• because I have given up any care
• I have too much to say
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you have a uterus
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• to let her know
• Feel her pain
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• The world is her sketchbook
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Bernice Bobs Her Hair III
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• seagulls screaming kiss her kiss her
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• So I let her go
• crystal eats her grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup hearts
• tonight and the rest of my life
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Long Haired Preachers
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• My paintings are all I have
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• her
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• I think I've forgiven her
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Herr Geist (user)
• So bashful when I spied her
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• the sky opened above her
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• The first time I saw her
• Diana and Her Companions
• The waitress unbuttoned her reticence slowly
• Fear Her
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Her Purple Satin Thigh
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Tonight I met my daughter again
• Not tonight
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• I could not fire
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If these walls could talk
• The Ulstermen Could Not Move For Horror
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• I have never felt more alive
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• you have to be close to catch it
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have started a box

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