• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
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• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
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• from where I stand I can see they have already won
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• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
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• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
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• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
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• I have no complaint
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• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
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• Where the streets have no name
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• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
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• Words that only have one context
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
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• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
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• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
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• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
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• I have too much to say
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• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
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• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
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• At least I didn't have to pay...
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