• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• how my computer nearly killed me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• kill him dead; don't call me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• She only wants me for sex
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Women only like me for my mind
• it would be hilarious if only
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• That would be me
• If only men would listen!
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• You tell me this is God?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• kill me (user)
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• It kills me to watch them go
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Please Kill Me
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Only Jesus can judge me
• god help me
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• How Prom nearly killed me
• What Would God Do?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Show Me God
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• God only knows
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Someone please kill me
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• My God, don't tempt me!
• A conversation between me and god
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• So help me God
• I would kill my mother
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She only wants me for tech support
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• kill me now (user)
• I wish you would talk to me
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• There is only ONE God
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• That which does not kill me...
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Only the gods are real.
• Only her hands would give her away
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Jeff Fahey
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• God Defend New Zealand
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Gods of Music
• God's Funeral
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• God Hand
• My Only Friend
• The Solar Panel of God's Calculator
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Does God care who wins?
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• god hates fags
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Church of God with signs following
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• oh my god (user)
• Only women bleed
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• Pandeism and the God of the Gaps
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Is this true or only clever?
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• kill switch
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• penalty kill
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• When I would muse in boyhood
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Not me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me

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