• Our God, He Is Alive
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• God can do what he wants
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Our God is a Lonely God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Now Thank We All Our God
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• I want to have your abortion
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And God created woman
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Why I want to have children
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Man was created in God's image
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I want to have known
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• For God's sake, just have another election
• A Safe Stronghold Our God is Still
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The God of our many understandings
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• God, Our Father, We Adore Thee
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps God is our future, not our past
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
• People want what they cannot have
• We are wont to mistrust in our sense of balance
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
• Our Passive God
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• You, standing
• I Want To Chew The Same Flavor Gum That God Chews
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• I have no faith in your God
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Bless our Native Land
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• We have learned our lessons well
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• God was created in man's image
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• God bless my cotton socks
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• He tampered in God's domain
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• God Wants You Dead
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Who created God?
• you don't want to know
• War Gods
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• War of Seven Gods
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Cecil B. God (user)
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• Mohammed: Messenger of God
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Therefore, God exists
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• The Funeral of God
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Touched by the Hand of God
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• So you want to be evil
• A Smoke Break with a God
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• If you want a nigger neighbour, vote Labour
• Game of the gods
• Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
• She's Gotta Have It
• to want
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• you wouldn't know it
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• My hands have lost their memory
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• have (user)
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have to return some videotapes
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you

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