Findings:
- When he became an old man
- And then God laughed like Hell
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Half-sour pickle
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The Man Who Would Be King
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Mind without body
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I never thought it would be like this
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Just to see what it would be like
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You Shall Be as Gods
- The laws of God, the laws of man,
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- God's Gift To Man
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- What it's like to be skinny
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- God can do what he wants
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Man's Vision of God and the Logic of Theism
- the dead man and the god
- What life after death will really be like
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I would like to bring you here
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- Our God, He Is Alive
- Why I Still Like God
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Would you like to try a sample?
- Man is greater than "god"
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- the time I felt like a real man
- What Would God Do?
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I wish I could burn like god
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Would you like to know more?
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Take it like a man
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Be My God
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Surely he would remember this
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Anarchy is like, bogus, man
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Be a man
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Look siad me Be like me
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- And on the eighth day, man created God
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- The Man He Killed
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Would you like fries with that?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- That I Would Be Good
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Would you like an OS with that?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- gods we may be
- God is for Real, Man
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He brings me books like flowers
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- There needs to be a man page for females
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- That would be me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- If you would like to contact DMan
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- She must be what cocaine is like
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- God must be deaf
- it would be hilarious if only
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Man was created in God's image
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