• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The Man Who Would Be King
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• I never thought it would be like this
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he became an old man
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Half-sour pickle
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• What it's like to be skinny
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• God's Gift To Man
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• What life after death will really be like
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Your god might be evil....
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I wish I could burn like god
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• Would you like an OS with that?
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• gods we may be
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• God can do what he wants
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Man is greater than "god"
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Be My God
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• What Would God Do?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• God must be deaf
• it would be hilarious if only
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Take it like a man
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I know what it's like to be dead
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• That I Would Be Good
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I would like to have emotions
• She must be what cocaine is like
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• God is for Real, Man
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would you like fries with that?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• A Man Like Putin
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• That would be me
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Anger, shaped like a man
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Surely he would remember this
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.

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