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• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I could have been one of a two
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• How long have you been in love with her?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• The way things have always been done
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The day I was showering with two black men
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Two Loves
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• i love him (user)
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• My way of showing love was consumption
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• AES may have been broken
• I have just been shot
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• this girl I was in love with
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Knots I have known and loved
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I wish I was a half of a two
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Two teenagers on love
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
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• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Two virgins about to have sex
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• With him it was always like
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I may or may not have been naked

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