• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• Them Crooked Vultures
• Prevent AIDS
• The River: A Journey to the Source of HIV and AIDS
• baseball
• Cosmic Baseball Association
• Major League Baseball Players Association
• SuperSquad: Baseball's Superstars
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I love them.
• Farm Aid
• Hear 'N Aid
• Frisbee Baseball
• Minor League Baseball
• On the nature of Chicago baseball fans
• If I had a nickel...
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Us vs. Them
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• We surround them
• Live Aid
• How dietary aids work
• hearing aid diplomacy
• Pythagorean Theorem of Baseball
• Ceiling Fan Baseball
• Major League Baseball Hall of Fame (node_forward)
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• Them!
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• THE FISH INVITE THEM IN
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• The International Aid Game
• Major League Baseball
• Baseball players with mullets
• Federal Baseball Club of Baltimore v. National League of Professional Baseball Clubs
• Baseball (category)
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• silence them by numbers
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• World AIDS Day
• Is AIDS a product of Empire?
• baseball analogy to sex
• Major League Baseball Rulebook
• Major League Baseball's "permanently ineligible" list
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• if you slide them together, like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• The world has conquered them
• Carrier aided tracking
• Prescription Sleep Aid
• Baseball Stars
• All-American Girls Professional Baseball League
• Baseball Hall of Fame (node_forward)
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Them Bones
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• It kills me to watch them go
• For them the sky spreads
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Financial Aid
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Baseball All-Century Team
• Commissioner of Major League Baseball
• Talkin' Baseball
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Them Node Writers
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Pet Aid League
• Aid (user)
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• American Baseball
• The Hidden Game of Baseball
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You Had It Coming
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Send them to the next dimension
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• marital aid
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• koool aid (user)
• station-to-station baseball
• Goodbye baseball

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