• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one can be in two places at once
• We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
• The best kind of bartender
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• A whimper would be fine
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• An open letter to the chosen one
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One letter can make all the difference
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I never thought it would be like this
• So, which one of you is the man?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• No one can be totally logical
• That would be me
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Would you know if you were insane?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• This is a love letter to The One.
• eternity would be boring
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Rebeca Martinez
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• As if either one of us were happy
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• One Life to Live
• To do is to be
• Role of Women in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• No one has died
• UK Number One singles of 1956
• UK Number One singles of 1984
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• One two danced the pyrrhic
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• One Half
• Jack Be Nimble
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• one thug_root (category)
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Abraham's favored ones
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• One Vision United
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Ballad of One Tooth
• I don't want to be alone
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• one four five
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• You Were on My Mind
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• this is it, we're going to die
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Blessed be
• If Jesus were alive today
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Before You Were Punk
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• were wolf pop (user)
• Waiting To Be Opened
• Memories that never were
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Which Springer-Verlag Graduate Text in Mathematics are you?
• How the Internet Came to Be
• What would Brian Boitano do?

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