Findings:

• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Judging women by their books
• Things people put up their butts
• Dead links in writeups
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• But who codes the coders?
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• We said nay, we are but men
• Flaunting your sexuality
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• up to their gossip
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Stupid White Men
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• How to pick up men
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Capitalize, please
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• People who carp about their jobs
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• War is hell but men like it
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• White Men Can't Jump
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Six good men who listened
• National Lampoon's Men In White
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Men who purr
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Know your pets
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Men Who Built America
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• burning stars lit up their hair
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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