Findings:
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- I'm a programmer (user)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Im No Writer (user)
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm dead (user)
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- I'm Alan Partridge
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- im in your pants (user)
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- As i'm (user)
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm with stupid
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm not in love, set me free
- They think I'm a god
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm in the mood to move
- I'm a Boy
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- It's late, and I'm tired
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm running away to Alaska
- I'm not supposed to show you
- I'm not old enough to love you
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm a little tea pot
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm The Man
- I'm the Bad Guy
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm No Fool
- I feel like I'm being watched
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm Still Here
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm Alone
- I'm an Addict
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
- Dammit, I'm mad
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Going Home
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm waiting
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- I'm Afraid
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm Sas (user)
- HI im vik (user)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- I'm always breathless when you call
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm letting you go
- I'm No Angel
- I'm not Greg
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- IMS
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
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