• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Surely he would remember this
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• you know he said
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• "Fill it in", he said.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• he/she
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• knews
• War As I Knew It
• Easier said than done
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Mind without body
• I would like
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• He's Jack
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• God Said No
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He's High Again
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If we knew what we forgot
• how I knew I loved you
• As the actress said to the bishop
• "Think as I think," said a man
• France, she said
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• For he is an Englishman
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I never thought I would node this
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• It's just the way that he walks
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Psalm 119: He
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• She said
• User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
• Qaboos bin Said
• We said nay, we are but men
• remove their vocal cords, said the king
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I wish you would talk to me
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Would you like to know more?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Would you take your shoes back now?

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