• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• cold and hot (user)
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• bicurious or bipolar regarding hot beverages
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• HOT or NOT
• Cold reptilian blood and hot Japanese steel
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Hot Love, Cold World
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Am I Hot or Not?
• In Cold Blood
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Waking up in a cold room
• Your mind is cold milk
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• The Cold Cave
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Loneliness is a Warm Tuna Melt on a Cold Summer Night
• Hot Tuna
• hot boxing
• Red Hot Blues
• Dye your beard hot pink
• Plantain Hot Dish
• Red Hot Linux
• Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
• Alvin's Hot Dog and Pie Haven
• The Hot Rock
• Queen or country?
• island or lake?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Vicar or whatever
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• Harder core than thou
• Whither goest thou, O Wilhelm von Shakespeare?
• what would you like?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Rhubarb and Mint Coolers
• The first cold ghost of rain
• How to rob an ATM with super cold gases
• Starve a fever, feed a cold
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Cold Stone Jug
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• the moon is a cold chiseled dagger
• Hot Cross Buns
• Nick's Nest Hot Dogs
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• Red Hots
• hots
• Red Hot Poker Dots
• Hot pursuit
• Hot Springs National Park
• Her voice was shiny
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• St. John's or St. John?
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Fight or flight response
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Do It or Die
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Holier than thou
• Be Thou My Vision
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• denial would serve for another day
• cold remedies
• cold beer
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• memories clear (and as cold) as ice
• Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
• The Cold White Light
• Cold weld
• naked and cold and grinning
• hot fudge
• walking across hot coals
• hot reflection
• Drinking hot water
• Hot buttered rum
• Hot Fudge Cake
• Hot dog-flavored potato chips
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Hot and smoky five pepper chili
• shift left (or right) logical
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• I must die or be better
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
• Seventeen or Bust
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• the and or trick

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