• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• I never thought it would be like this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just to see what it would be like
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would you like fries with that?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Half-sour pickle
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I would like to bring you here
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I know what it's like to be dead
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• That would be me
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If you would like to contact DMan
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• what would you like?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I would like to have emotions
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Be different, just like everyone else
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What is it like to be a bat?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Hot pursuit
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• What it's like to be skinny
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What life after death will really be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• Moments like these
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• serendipity, or something like it
• What It's Like
• Dissolve like dreams.
• Women only like me for my mind
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The Selfish Gene

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