• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mind without body
• Would you like an OS with that?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I would like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Half-sour pickle
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• I would like to bring you here
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• what would you like?
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I never thought it would be like this
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• Would you like fries with that?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Some Like It Hot
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• some summers they drop like flies
• I would like to have emotions
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• I'd like some dreams too
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Just to see what it would be like
• Living Like Weasels
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Argument from Design
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Snapple Sun
• war is like a girl
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Visitors From Oz
• Petting poppies like puppies is a perfectly pleasant pastime.
• Third Rock from the Sun
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space
• flowing with milk and honey
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Coffee Milk
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Milk Changer Oreo
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Milk stool business analogy
• Words from the anti-Christ
• Long Life Milk Tree
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)
• I hate you, Milkman Dan
• Treasure Trolls
• The moon is distant from the sea
• A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
• Get home from work
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Pennies from Heaven
• some thoughts on existence
• They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
• Some Moth
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Some Kinda Itch
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• How to navigate the Donnie Darko website with some degree of success
• How to jump into water from a height
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Good News from the Next World
• Some Puppet Thing (user)
• Brief email with msgs from sensei, August 24th, 2001 (document)
• We Are The Boys From Old Florida
• To show some leather
• Tales from the White Hart
• tits or GTFO
• Escape from the Garden
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Girlfriend from Hell
• The Good Wife
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• A collect call from god
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Vintage Slide Collections from Seattle Volume 1
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Two from the Vault

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