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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I would have liked to know what the hell I was doing"

• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like to have emotions
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• what would you like?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• With him it was always like
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• War is hell but men like it
• Mind without body
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like to bring you here
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I know I have been dreaming
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I like it like that and I know it
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Run Like Hell
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• And then God laughed like Hell
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Art has an actual purpose
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• He'll never know what he's missing
• It's Like, You Know...
• If I was beautiful like you
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Would you like fries with that?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was doing so well.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• you're respected by the people you know? you're doing something wrong
• What pornos would have us believe

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