Findings:

• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• We have had enough of your beige
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Know your pets
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Dead people I have known
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• People want what they cannot have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Animals people have sex with
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• worse things have happened to better people
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• You stole what they would have given you
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Using a command line
• When you kill people they die
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• I would like to have emotions
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Type A blood
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have taken enough
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• you would have been
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Guns kill people.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Time Enough For Bullets
• Khaled Islambouli
• Astro City #5
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What pornos would have us believe
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• the bullet that killed the poet
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Questions I have had today
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• if you have had your midnights
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How to "Have People"
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I would kill my mother
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• the circles here have corners
• The Wizard of Id
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• kill word
• I Love to Kill

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