• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Madmen have a world all their own
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• kick ass
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Dogs that have owned me
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• What pornos would have us believe
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• My mom kicks ass
• institutions have lives of their own
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• How to fight and kick ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• you would have been
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Wild Colonials
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• haul ass
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• May I Have This Dance?
• Kick Out The Jams
• It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• choke on your own bile
• King's Own Calgary Regiment
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• My own personal time capsule of lives
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
• Pre owned Rolex (user)
• our own personal movies
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• The dog who would not beg
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• would you place bets on my heart
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• half assed
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• flash kick
• Grow your own
• make your own money
• How to fake your own death
• My Own Private Waco
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• Who owns the moon?

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