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• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• The Wild Colonials
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• kick ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• institutions have lives of their own
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Dogs that have owned me
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• My mom kicks ass
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• you would have been
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• hoss ass hole_root (category)
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• We have science and confidence
• I have glimpses that are novels
• Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
• onside kick
• Who owns our writeups?
• Make your own passport
• Manufacturing a CPU in your own home (Part 1)
• Coins you cannot legally own
• Everything you own is in some sense bovine
• A Frolic of his Own
• History of His Own Time
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Queen's Own Oxfordshire Hussars
• What Would Buddha Do?
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I would like
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• ass candy (user)
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• kick off
• kick (user)
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• In His Own Image
• My Very Own Fight Club
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• The things you own end up owning you
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Make your own Ringtones_root (category)
• A garden of one's own
• eternity would be boring
• What Would God Do?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?

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