Findings:

• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You stole what they would have given you
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• list all the subsets of a given set
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Questions I have had today
• because I have given up any care
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• she had already found her party
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• She Will Have Her Way
• you would have been
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• All he left her was alone
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• All I have left to lose
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• My paintings are all I have
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• if you have had your midnights
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All cats have nine tails
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• all living things must above all else have hope
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• All her stiletto syllables
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would like to have emotions
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What pornos would have us believe
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• I had been hungry all the years
• All that’s left of her is black print
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We are all we have
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• when all the white horses have broken free
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• And All That Could Have Been
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Long Haired Preachers
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• We have had enough of your beige
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar

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