• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Chant and be Happy
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• That would be me
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Should I be happy?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The Right To Be Offensive
• The right to be wrong
• I'll never be the other woman
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How to be telekinetic
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Fit to be tied
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Waiting To Be Opened
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• Happy Hardcore
• So happy she drools
• The Happy Warrior
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Happy Joe (user)
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
• The revolution will not be televised
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Things that could be
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I want to be a cog
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• How the Moon Came to Be
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• This is a place to be wary of
• be advised
• It should not be this complicated
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Be Bop Deluxe
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be a lardass
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I'll be in my bunk.

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