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• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Magic by the Lake
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Would that I were a Poet
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Noders By The Lake: A Chicago-Style Nodermeet
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• RFC 602
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• By the Shores of Silver Lake
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Fossils were put there by God
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• You mean the me that you would be
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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