• The Ten Commandments revised
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• The Brothers Marx would favour this option.
• I never thought it would be like this
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• Would you like a doughnut?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not beg
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Eddie would go
• What would Solaris do?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Just to see what it would be like
• Would you want to live there?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• And the air would taste of patterns
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not move
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What would Feynman do?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I would like
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I would open a door for you
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• Would you like to try a sample?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Grandpaw would
• What Would Sensei Do?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• What would it take for intimacy
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I never thought I would node this
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• A book that would feed our chats
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• How would you understand?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• denial would serve for another day
• Only her hands would give her away
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• That would be me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• A whimper would be fine
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• What would Nietzsche do?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Well You Would Right (user)
• You stole what they would have given you
• Would you like to know more?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What Would God Do?
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• you would have been
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• The dog who would not back off
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Who Would True Valour See
• I would like to bring you here
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If only men would listen!
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Would you take your shoes back now?

If you Log in you could create a "I would" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.