Findings:
- Eye contact at a distance
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- the way we think
- When first my way to fair I took
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Kids that age think they know it all
- When you kill people they die
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- People don't flail when they die
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- when they take my blood
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- Ways to lose files
- when someone you disliked dies
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- the proper way to greet someone in Korea
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- They think I'm a god
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Only When I Lose Myself
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
- ways to say someone is stupid
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- everyone has some burden they carry
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- They think it's all over
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- They don't touch me the same way
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- When you think about smoking
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- cat haters
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- I like my breasts the way they are
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- I think it's time to find a way outside
- When you wake up feeling old
- When your presents give me hives
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- When words mean too much
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Stoned music memories
- Maids When You're Young
- I am blind when I want to be
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
- The world breaks everyone
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- When you go, I sleep again
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- You can't make someone love you
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- When I Was a Babe
- How to tackle someone
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
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