Findings:
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to "Have People"
- Sex in a small car
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to have lesbian sex
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Animals people have sex with
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Sex with a chicken
- How can people listen to that crap?
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Tips for having sex in an elevator
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Escaping a stuck elevator
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How we have grown apart
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- How I Wonder
- How fast can blind people read?
- How Sprint fires people
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- The days of wonder have come at last
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- General sexuality newsgroup
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How many special people change?
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- How People Became People
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Weird sex with strange people
- Know your pets
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Using a command line
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Two virgins about to have sex
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You, standing
- Dead people I have known
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- worse things have happened to better people
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How to attract the opposite sex
- How to Irritate People
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- The Sex Dreams of the People of the Mid-Atlantic States
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- People have fucked up before
- People want what they cannot have
- Type A blood
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to have an out of body experience
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How long have you known?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- How the mighty have fallen
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to herd people in public
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- elevator controller
- The fields, so vast and golden and brimming with untold wonder
- elevator music (user)
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Elevator etiquette
- The Elephant Elevator Operator
- have
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Sally guests I have known
- I have no hair
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