Findings:
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Much like what music wants to be
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- trick birthday candles
- Ozma's Birthday Presents
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- Why I won't be at commencement
- The next life will be better
- birthday suit
- The Birthday of the Infanta
- mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
- Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Birthday Paradox
- Birthday of the moon
- First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Happy Birthday, Wanda June
- The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
- Ozma's Birthday Party
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- I Won't Be Home For Christmas
- 21st birthday
- The Birthday Celebration
- Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- You Won't Be Mine
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Bilbo's birthday party
- computer birthdays
- Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
- To be or not to be
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
- birthday dinner
- It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Hot pursuit
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- When's your birthday?
- Same birthday as me
- The Birthday Massacre
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- Birthday attack
- The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
- It's your birthday
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- my fourth birthday
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
- Looking for cover on my birthday
- Birthday Letters
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- Birthday presents for fathers
- Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- lost, or trying to be
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- At my 13th birthday party
- The Birthday of the World
- no more golden birthdays
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Or at least it used to be
- Happy Birthday
- binary birthday candles
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- feminine birthday, masculine birthday
- champagne birthday
- There's no "f" in "birthday"
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- On the comet there will be much pie
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Birthday Boy
- birthday jam
- The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- birthday cake
- Eeyore's Birthday Party
- Marine Corps Birthday Ball
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- 18th birthday
- Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
- Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
- Be a model or just look like one
- half birthday
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- Birthday Registry (registry)
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Why RuPaul won't be president
- Happy Birthday to You
- Happy birthday, Mr. President
- Marine Corps Birthday
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- old chestnut: common birthdays
- birthday party
- Orange birthday cake
- I must die or be better
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Why Ron Paul won't be president
- that won't be your beneficiary
- The Birthday Party
- Traditional birthday Gifts
- Sonic Adventure 2 Birthday Pack
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Birthday Poem
- It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
- Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
- answer: common birthdays
- PGP: Happy Birthday To You
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- your birthday
- Job's Birthday
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Queen's birthday
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- Good Rules for Birthdays
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- Be there or be square
- birthday
- Today is my birthday
- Dutch birthday party protocol
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- My mother's birthday
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- It's Not My Birthday
- Birthday node
- Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
- Won't you be my neighbor?
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- it was my birthday
- Golden birthday
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- A bad 21st birthday
- Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
- Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
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