Findings:
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- Tell me a story about rains
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Lies we tell teenagers
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- If you can't beat them, join them
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- We surround them
- Why I won't vote for a president
- We laugh so we won't cry
- something is broken inside and it won't stop hurting
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- tell (user)
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- tell her your feelings
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- .them
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- She brought them home to meet the dog
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- THE FISH INVITE THEM IN
- Why .xxx and .sex won't work
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Don't Tell a Soul
- You can tell a Marine
- I could tell you some stories
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How do ya like them apples?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
- silence them by numbers
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- free will vs. free won't
- Why I won't be at commencement
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- William Tell
- To Tell the Truth
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Kiss and Tell
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- tell me a story about lesbians
- I hate to tell you this...
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
- The lives within them
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- The world has conquered them
- The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
- Hot pursuit
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Don't ask don't tell
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Tell Mama
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- I shall tell in silence
- Tell me a story about brains
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- chop saw
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Philosophy won't keep you warm at night
- Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
- The World Won't Listen
- show and tell
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Tell Stacey I love her
- The Library Book
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Go, Tell Michelle
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- I will ask them all their dreams
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Us vs. Them
- It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
- You won't hear funk
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Tell it all
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Being a dickhead
- I'll Tell You a Story
- Time will tell
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How to tell she's good looking
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
- For them the sky spreads
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Tell me about your secret places
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- How to tell if you need new tires
- Collision avoidance technique
- Bobby's Maturation in "Show and Tell"
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- tell me a story about really being undead
- them
- Hush, I stole them out of the moon
- If you love somebody, set them free
- Let them know
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- quoting statistics won't impress me
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
- they won't soon disremember
- Tell everyone
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
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