• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Been feeling red all week
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• But life is subjective.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been living my life half asleep
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Women of All Red Nations
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• all but
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Hot pursuit
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not racist but...
• It hasn't been so long, but
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• i wont say a w0rd (user)
• I had been hungry all the years
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Fuck them all but the six
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Being a dickhead
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• And All That Could Have Been
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Skim this life but never live
• it does exactly what it says on the tin

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