Findings:

• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• The day Anubis hit on me
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• she can't hit
• Hit me up
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• Sam and Max Hit the Road
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• hit the switch
• Greatest Hits
• crossover hit
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• hit the skids
• Health in The Binding of Isaac 1: Health as Hit Points
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• Get hit with the blocks
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• hit and run
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• hit the sack
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Smash Hits
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• Libyan Hit Squad
• Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits Vol. II
• She approached me with some vague line
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• The ghost mouse hits!
• Counter hit
• OBAFGKM
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Hit the main line
• Hit the hump
• knife hits
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• 79 Hit! Marvelous!
• shotgun hit
• hit potential
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Dean Martin Hits Again
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• hit
• shoulder hit
• It's not OK to hit women
• Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
• The Shit Hits the Fans
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• 25,000 patients hit the streets
• hit (user)
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• When the shit hits the fan
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Hit the flop
• Hit the deck
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Amy Hit the Atmosphere
• Getting hit by a woman
• hit slut
• Ground rush
• resin hit
• How to get hit by a car
• on being hit by lightning
• client-side hit detection
• Saturday Morning Cartoons' Greatest Hits
• hit the nail on the head
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Hit the Hay
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• The Simpsons: Hit and Run
• Hits from the Bong
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Hit Man
• One Hit Wonderland
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Korn's Greatest Hits Vol. I
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Hit The Ground Running
• The Curtain Hits The Cast
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• pinch hit
• hit die
• Hits
• How to get YouTube hits
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• She misses me
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• H.I.T.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• Hit a slab
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Get hit with
• hit in the head
• Hit the road
• Hit the pot
• Hit the jackpot
• Hit the ceiling
• hit points
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Hit with a lily
• power hit
• One Hit Wonder
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• Hit for the cycle
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• the hidden hit
• critical hit
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• getting hit by a guy
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• 1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma!
• Hit the turf
• The Hit and Run Outside The Pool Hall
• hit or miss
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• hit my bottom
• I hit college
• Phil Ochs' Greatest Hits
• Hit Somebody
• sleeper hit
• Boy Hits Car
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• hit by pitch
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• cache hit
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• Piero Manzoni
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• How to build an emergency bat
• massive bong hit (user)
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• The Smashing Pumpkins' Greatest Hits
• hit dice
• when even the plants have abandoned me

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