• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Dad at the beach
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Calvin's dad
• Richard Dadd
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• double dad
• Salvation for modern Dads
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• My Two Dads
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Her name was Natalie
• customer : good dad
• Dad's "Joke"
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• She always was devious in her beauty
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I wish I was a fish
• Ghost Dad
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Hey, Dad!
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• scots single dad (user)
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• I wish I was a half of a two
• my dad is two people
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Dad
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Dad humor
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• deadbeat dad
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Have you been a dad today?
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Essence of Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• D-A-D
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• ya dad (user)
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• I was sure it was her
• Dad's Army
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Cordelia's Dad
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Dad's Root Beer
• Becoming a Dad
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Dad (user)
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• All he left her was alone
• Psycho Dad
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• camping with dad
• My Dad in the Desert
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Gun Nut Dad
• Herr
• Take Her in Your Arms
• Making her presence known (part 2)
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• The Soul selects her own Society
• her kitty cat (user)
• If only I could get into her head
• Her fluidity under a thin sheet
• Herr Kartoffelkopf hat das Tal seltsam gerettet
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Her echo
• These pictures are her past. These pictures are my future.
• green blood excites her Japanese sweaters
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Bai Her 1 (user)
• Her Vision of Heaven
• The clockwork of her mind is unravelling, bits and pieces coarse with emotion
• Her body my platter, my secret her joy
• I fell in love with her fist
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• There was a man and a woman
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• what was it (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Azza Wa Jal
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• One Last Wish
• wish (user)
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• If You Followed Her Gaze
• Property of Her Majesty The Queen
• using a circle to dot her "i"s
• The movie in her mind
• her breasts are her trademark
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Gudrun sends her Sons to avenge Swanhild
• Morrison's Lament
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• The waitress unbuttoned her reticence slowly
• American Pie Presents: Something is Alive in Her Bosom 2
• Her hand on my heart
• Uh Huh Her
• It's hers elf, that's the problem.
• her brother's keeper
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?

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