Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If I could be someone
• Automobile tire pressure
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• we can all just be around other people
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You could be so delicious
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things never were what they used to be
• I used to be that girl.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• all limitations must be overcome
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• All I ever wanted to be
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Be a girl for a day
• The mountain could be home
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• They think it's all over
• American Psycho 2: All American Girl
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• we can't all be rock stars
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• All will be well again in time
• this is where we all came to be
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The best kind of bartender
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It Could Always Be Worse
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• OBAFGKM
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• We could all be blind
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• They All Laughed
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All Girls (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• we shall all be healed
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• All units be advised
• And All That Could Have Been
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• They are all pretty but fading.
• And they all just stood and stared
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Can't we all just be friends?
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• The Girl with All the Gifts
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They Might Be Giants
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• play dumb
• some day we will all be gone
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Things that could be
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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