• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• These are the memories I never had
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• You've never had it so good
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Never Had It So Good
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Garage bands which never made it to the garage
• The death of a man I had never known
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• boss i wish you had told me
• The best I never had
• bet (user)
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• intransitive verbs made transitive
• 80s music made me gay
• boss i made a new friend
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Rust Never Sleeps
• What if it never happened?
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• The train never did come that day
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Using a command line
• Never Give an Inch
• They say it's never too late
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• i never sleep (user)
• You'll never get away with this!
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Wish You Were Here
• Wish for amnesia
• Koji Gets His Wish
• wish (user)
• you bet
• betts (user)
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• Society made me what I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The World I Made for Her
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Now or Never
• We never danced
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• You never knew
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Why I never became a Geologist
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• There will never be another you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• love like you've never been hurt
• The First is Never the Last
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• My world, your wounds, my wrath, my wish
• wishes
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• When I made more
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Violence never solved anything
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Imports are never the best
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• He never looked back
• I never knew
• I never learned to dance
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• Never Ending Summer
• We never pay for it
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• u'll never know me (user)
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• call bet
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• self-made millionaire
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Youth is made to be misspent
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Never Volunteer
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Summer never answers when you call
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• A place where the sun never sets
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Never wrestle with a pig
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)

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