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• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You will not remember me at all
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If No One Will Love Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• tell me all your reasons
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• ten dollars
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• feline allergies
• nobody will let me start a country
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The particular sequence of ten words,"attack on an English writer that the particular character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• ender will save me (user)
• The particular sequence of ten words "attack on an English writer that the character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All around me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• Starting price
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• five will get you ten
• Project Ten Dollar
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• you complete me
• All of Me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• All Things Will Die
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Me and Will
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The end will be a sellout
• What is the price of a hundred dollar bill?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• And in time all this will pass
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• all your faults in me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• All For Me Grog
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• read to me
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• For me formidable
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You can see right through me
• I've got the music in me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me 2000 (user)
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• she, he, and me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• all those days are gone
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• All The Weyrs of Pern
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• for all intensive purposes
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• Bringing it all back home again
• Office me
• Proof that all odd numbers are prime
• Marry Me
• All the fun of the fair
• The king is to me
• I pledge allegiance to the notion of liberty and justice for all
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• We're all such products
• Cut me some slack
• They All Laughed
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration

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