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• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You will not remember me at all
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• If No One Will Love Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• tell me all your reasons
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• ten dollars
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• feline allergies
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• nobody will let me start a country
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The particular sequence of ten words,"attack on an English writer that the particular character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• ender will save me (user)
• Starting price
• The particular sequence of ten words "attack on an English writer that the character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All around me
• five will get you ten
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Project Ten Dollar
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The end will be a sellout
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• you complete me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• All of Me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• All Things Will Die
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Me and Will
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• What is the price of a hundred dollar bill?
• And in time all this will pass
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• all your faults in me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• All For Me Grog
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• The Beast within me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• MacGyver taught me that
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• Carl and me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I don't remember all that much
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Loving U Thru It All
• My dogs are killing me
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• All ye Joyful
• edit me (user)
• All other commuters must die
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Silence is as full of words as all your books
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Tell Me What You Think
• All About Chemistry
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...

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