• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Once and only once
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Once and only once is not just for code
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• This will never happen
• Accidents will happen
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• opportunity only knocks once
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• You only live once
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Will I ever know?
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You're Only Old Once!
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• did you ever wonder (user)
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Accidents Never Happen
• No evil can happen
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• once removed
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• Six Emperors At The Same Time III
• Where two roads once diverged
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• The sun rose every day, once.
• Exit only
• For recreational use only
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Only Companion
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• double action only
• Only dead fish swim upstream
• Evolution Data Only
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• XP will not pay the rent
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Many will enter, few will win
• Will Self
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Marks which will never be broken
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• The consumers of tomorrow will resemble the soldiers of yesterday
• So the sheep will push back
• Will Dakers (user)
• My Name is Will
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Boots that will induce a mindfuck
• They all lived happily ever after
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Something Happens
• can't happen
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• It Can't Happen Here
• World War II never happened
• Write Once, Debug Everywhere
• Where Once Poe Walked
• Once more into the wild blue
• Once Upon a Time in China II
• I had a brother, once
• I might have, once.
• Finding air where matter once was
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Beauty is only skin deep
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• If only I could get into her head
• tato (and tato only) (user)
• regrets only
• OCD is the only way to animate
• I only relax in the dentist's chair
• it would be hilarious if only
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• The revolution will not be televised
• Triumph of the Will
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Trespassers Will
• True Will
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I Will Write
• Hitler's will
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• Will Christopher Baer
• You know our love will not fade away
• Will Smith IX (user)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• will j (user)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• evers (user)
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on

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