• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• And then I will just slip away
• Will Night Never Come?
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• give me one night to show the savage
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• She just looks at me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• away from me
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• At night she waits
• She looks at me and she laughs
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• She Will Have Her Way
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• She told me to say that
• she, he, and me
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• She kills me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• She Blinded Me With Science
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• You know our love will not fade away
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She Loves Me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• At midnight I will come to steal you away
• Turn not towards me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• She only wants me for sex
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If No One Will Love Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Holidays that matter to me
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• She Fucks Me
• You will not remember me at all
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• At night, she still believes in him
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• She misses me
• She said she loved me
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Away to me
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• ender will save me (user)
• She approached me with some vague line
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• take me away
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• She is still undoing me.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• feline allergies
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• nobody will let me start a country
• Tell him, she told me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Calgon, take me away
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Me and Will
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• She loved me for my maths
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• She doesn't need me anymore
• the night proler (user)
• I and me

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