• It will be good when I am leader
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The next life will be better
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Someday, I will be strong
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If it be your will
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All that I am and ever want to be
• You will be assimilated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be light
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I am happy
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• we will become a happy ending
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• This love will be your downfall.
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• the world will be remade in our image
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I will be your young sinner
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They will not be named!
• I am blind when I want to be
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am so fucking happy
• Chant and be Happy
• Who Will Be There
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I fear I will be nothing
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Carl Everett
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• node that will be my legacy
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be given that chance?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Please tell me it will all be okay.

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