• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will always be weird inside
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• What life after death will really be like
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Air cold and harsh; people warm and comforting
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Preparing your car for cold weather
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Soon to be off the air
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Will I be given that chance?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• It will be good when I am leader
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• play dumb
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Someday, I will be strong
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be no more stories to read
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• If it be your will
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Who Will Be There
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• cold air, warm skin
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Will I cease to be
• Glad to be gay
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I want to be the air around you.
• The revolution will not be televised
• node that will be my legacy
• I fear I will be nothing
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Carl Everett
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Hot pursuit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• It will never be just you
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• They will not be named!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.

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