Findings:

• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What life after death will really be like
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will always be weird inside
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If it be your will
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• all the cute guys will be there
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• There will never be another you
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The revolution will not be webcast
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Carl Everett
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• There Will Be Blood
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• the world will be remade in our image
• University students can be really stupid
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Will I be given that chance?
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Starving in the greenhouse
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Hot pursuit
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• There will be no more stories to read
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The next life will be better
• node that will be my legacy
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Even the dead will not be safe
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be time
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The end will be a sellout
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Soon to be off the air
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I Want to Be Inside You
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will be in my trailer!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I will be your young sinner
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Boys will be boys
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Will I cease to be
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• cold air, warm skin
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It can be cold in the dark
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Marks which will never be broken
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Glad to be gay
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Air cold and harsh; people warm and comforting

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