Findings:

• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• What life after death will really be like
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I will always be weird inside
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There Will Be Blood
• Sexist jokes
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• University students can be really stupid
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• there will be a last
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Soon to be off the air
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• You will be assimilated
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• There will be time
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Preparing your car for cold weather
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Not really by the rules, but...
• the world will be remade in our image
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Cars Can Be Blue
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I will be silent as I wait
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It will be good when I am leader
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• cold air, warm skin
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You never think it will be the ducks
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I want to be the air around you.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast

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