Findings:
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
- When you kill people they die
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- kill him dead; don't call me
- all of these people are me
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Know your pets
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Why old people piss me off
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- She kills me
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- kill me now (user)
- kill me (user)
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- people who don't exist
- Two people who are not touching
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Fuck it or kill it
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Why are people afraid of touching?
- we can all just be around other people
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- Eat what you kill
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- It kills me to watch them go
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- I don't believe in people
- All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
- People will steal anything
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- My sand fleas will kill you
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- These people are still happening to me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
- Hickory Wind
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Real people
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Things people don't want to hear
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Don't encourage people to read
- 206
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- People without spines annoy me.
- People confuse me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Someone please kill me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- The People's Will
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- I WILL kill you!
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- not all people pay taxes
- LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY!
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- You people will trash anything.
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- How to herd people in public
- People just expect things from me
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Capitalize, please
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- People don't flail when they die
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
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