Findings:
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Music was better in the old days
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Treatment of corporations
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Why old people piss me off
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- How to herd people in public
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Instructions for old people
- land of the free where people are dying
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Do blind people dream?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Voices of Old People
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- all of these people are me
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Where people go when people die
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- Asking random people for wisdom
- Ground rush
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- My little sister's adventures with Old People
- Stuff White People Do
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Upon the hills where day was done
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Fuck what other people think
- I think this makes people uncomfortable
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood
- If the Sharks Were People
- The lottery is a tax on stupid people
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Nice names for stupid people
- Why people who jog live longer
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- People just expect things from me
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- people cannot understand sarcasm
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- cat haters
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- Old people on bikes
- Old people die
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- Stupid movie reviews are killing people
- School is for stupid people
- Breaking off bits of other people's lives
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Why do people believe in God?
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- People without spines annoy me.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- People are basically stupid
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- People confuse me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Old People Names
- Do you think it's me?
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- These people are still happening to me
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- think of me now
- Stupid people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The dream people were being assholes.
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- You people disgust me
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- November 4, 1995
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Old people: A shocking revelation
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
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