• Thumbs Up going down
• Waking up in a cold room
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• The Waking Sleep (document)
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• This was not my going away party
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Sobering up before going to bed
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• waking up at school
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The long waking up
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• It was not death, for I stood up
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I remember, there was one
• Waking up next to EDB
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I was going to marry Marty
• Keeping Up With the Gateses
• Shut up, wesley!
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• 'T was
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was burgled
• When I was five
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• and there was this girl
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• was hael
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I didn't know what to say
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Where are you going?
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It's going to be fine
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Going Hulk status
• I don't remember
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• The things we remember
• put to sleep
• human sleep cycle
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• Dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
• sleep hyperhidrosis
• Come, heavy sleep
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• Virtual Sleep Over
• Pump Up the Volume
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Right side up
• Go up against
• smoke up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Put up a beef
• Kiss and make up
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Pony Up
• this side up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Warm It Up
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Wrapped up in the Rather-Nots
• Mixed Up
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Is a penny worth picking up?
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• up the gravity well
• Board Up The House
• A thumb up the punt
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• open up your eyes, open up your eyes, open up your eyes
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• The day I found out I was a guy
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I Thought I Was A Child

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