• I was very, very drunk
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• Drunk as a skunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• My Very Own Fight Club
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• very punny
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• Solving a maze
• Very Secret Diaries
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It was the right thing to do.
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You use chopsticks very well
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• The Very End of You
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Music to get drunk to
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• The very first computer bug
• How do we find the very best clock?
• A very determined walk
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• drunk
• Drunk Logic
• Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• It looks very beautiful
• He did very little harm
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• We love you very much
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young

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