• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• myself (user)
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Don Was
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It was better before they came
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• There Was A Friend
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• If I Was To Go...
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A letter to myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When I was young
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• Myself and Mine
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Vancouver, Washington
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• I was disillusioned
• The night a princess was captured
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jesus was Mexican
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• what once I was
• I break myself down
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was sure it was her

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