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• I was adored once too
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I married him because he was not mean
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Afraid of Everything
• Too Much Joy
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• You take up too much space
• too close to call
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• too late now_root (category)
• too fast_root (category)
• College sucked for me too
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• What was it? What of it?
• Why we are so afraid
• I am not afraid of you any more
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Too much bandwidth
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Too Legit To Quit
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Red Rooster Too
• A Vacation Too Far
• No shot too cheap
• Star Trek makes time travel too easy
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• The room was hot
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Magneto Was Right
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Are You Afraid of the Dark?
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Sunday Too Far Away
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Not enough chlorine in that gene pool
• Thinking too much
• City Too Hot
• I like you too
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• too
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Too Broad
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Human, all too Human
• JANUS TOO (user)
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Your God Is Too Small
• Too Pure
• Too many mes
• You're too good to be human
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
• Coffeehouse kingdom, wasted on a man too fine

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