• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Whoop Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• Spare Ass Annie
• How to fight and kick ass
• The Golden Ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• ass whole (user)
• No such animal
• Chevy small block engine
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• I was adored once too
• When I was 9
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• a huge man ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• Ass Fighter
• Such are the clouds and storms and quicksands and thousand and one items
• I'm such a philistine
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• it was true then
• Your husband was a great man
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• When I Was a Babe
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Duck's ass
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• Perl is such a jealous lover
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• what once I was
• bad ass
• wiping ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• asses (user)
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• virgan ass (user)
• September has such a feeling
• There is no such thing as a love story
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• His version was better
• The Playful Ass
• Big Ass Truck
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• Ass and potpourri
• How to wax a friend's ass
• The Devil is an Ass
• Inert ass shielding
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child

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